June 18, 2009 by ian
I don't know. I can't measure that. I've blogged angry (duh). I buy links. NO, NO I DON'T! I DON'T! I've used nofollow. I use tables when I can't get divs to work. I've used Web 2.0 button generators. I tried to make money selling Acai Supplements. After feeling dirty, I gave up. I can't predict the ROI. Bonus Round I use the phrase "social media" regularly (I lick 9-volts to atone). Your popular idea is dumb. Your unpopular idea is fantastic. You did everything right. It just didn't work. We did everything right. It just didn't work.…
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June 16, 2009 by ian
Yawn stretch OK I'm up. mmmm mini wheats. No guinea pigs I will not give you mini wheats the last time I did that you ran around your cage so fast I couldn't see you. Drive drive HOONK WATCH OUT YOU LOSER. Hrm what's our alarm code again? Oh yeah. Phew. Ah crap forgot the SEO review for www.mysite.com and also to review the links pointing at www.theirsite.com. Hmmm, links. Links are fun. Let's go look at Linkscape and see what's in there for this client. Gaaaah they lost 20 links wth!? Ring ring. Wait so you're telling me that…
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June 15, 2009 by ian
...at least make sure your error messages don't scream 'cloaking' to the world:…
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June 4, 2009 by ian
Writing is my most favoritest thing. I like to write, always have. In elementary school I got in trouble when the teacher asked me a question I didn't hear, because I was too busy writing about science stuff. I got beat up a lot in elementary school. Cough. ANYWAY, writing uses a part of your brain that's like a muscle. The more you exercise it, the easier it gets. Here are the exercises I do, every day, to help improve my writing: Sit down at a computer. Start a stopwatch. For 4 minutes, write down everything that comes to mind.…
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May 27, 2009 by ian
How can you best deliver training materials and procedures online? Usually I'm up here preaching at you, which I know can get a little annoying at times. Today, something different: I need some opinions and recommendations. One of my main jobs as the CEO at Portent is to teach. I write a lot of stuff down in this document called the Fat Free Guide. 2 months ago I decided this internet thing isn't going away, and I decided to move from the old, PDF-driven version of the guide to HTML. I tried 2 different wikis. They're hideously ugly, and while…
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May 16, 2009 by ian
If you're a Kindle owner, and you want to support this blog, one great way to do it is to subscribe to the Kindle version. How much, you ask? $1.99/month. C'mon, that's practically nothing. In all seriousness: There's a free 14-day trial. I don't yet own a Kindle and am very interested in hearing how this works. So if a few folks wanted to subscribe, I'd greatly appreciate it. You can cancel later on if you hate it.…
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May 11, 2009 by ian
Yup, it's finally here in Kindle format, folks. The Web Marketing for Dummies All-In-One, which weighs in at over 3 pounds and 2 inches thick, is available in 100% weightless electronic format. You can read it on your Kindle. You can read it on your iPhone. You can read it on your iPod Touch. Most important, you can buy it, thereby putting money in my pocket, making me smile and buttressing my flagging faith in free market capitalism:…
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April 27, 2009 by ian
A note from Ian: Fred Janssen wrote today's post. Fred is the most knowledgeable operations and business consultant I know. He worked with Portent and helped us totally turn around our customer service and management processes. In this post, he talks about choosing, serving and keeping customers. Every business owner wants a diversified base of satisfied, profitable customers who are loyal to the business and who refer you to others like themselves. It certainly leads to more money, and it also leads to more time to do the things that you really want including a better nights' sleep. Successful businesses…
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April 14, 2009 by ian
Why, you may ask? Let me tell you why. It all starts with the Seattle Parks Department. See, once a year they come by our office, which is backed up against a very nice greenspace, with this huge weedwhacker machine that looks like a Terminator nightmare. They turn it on (pushing it with a full-sized tractor, by the way) and it goes bzzzzzzzzzz, chopping down all that pesky green stuff. This year, it threw a small rock through one of the windows in my office. I wasn't there at the time but near as I can tell it was going…
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April 14, 2009 by ian
I'm not a vindictive person. OK, maybe I am. Waaay back in 1996, when I was a struggling entrepreneur (and what's changed exactly?), I sent a long letter to Schwinn's marketing department offering to build their site. They sent back a somewhat mocking reply. So when I happened to do a search today and discovered that their site only shows 4 pages to Google: ...you'll imagine I didn't exactly weep. My schadenfreude is in spite of the fact that I won my first-ever BMX race on a Schwinn Scrambler, rode across New England on a Schwinn Varsity, and even tried…
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April 8, 2009 by ian
I just finished reading Me 2.0: Build a Powerful Brand to Achieve Career Success. Usually, when a book title includes things like 'brand' and 'success' or a book deals with a topic like 'personal branding' I buy the book based on its ability to act as a doorstop. But I've been reading Dan Schawbel's blog for a while and have always liked his stuff. So I gave this one a go. It reads well, and (gasp) provides actual, individual steps and ideas for building a personal brand. This is not a 'how to get a job' book. That's important. It's…
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April 1, 2009 by ian
I figured since it's April 1, there's no chance of a substantive post being heard through the thousands of comedic wannabes. So I went with stream of consciousness instead. I'd buy a lot more links. Really, I should. It seems to work anyway. I'd own a lot more internet access accounts, so I could spam StumbleUpon, Digg and other social networks. You wouldn't be reading this blog. 'Cause I sure wouldn't want to tell anyone what I know. Luckily my need for attention outweighs my evil tendencies. I'd be rich. My guinea pigs would be far more nervous. They look…
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March 30, 2009 by ian
Brevity is good. OK, I've always wanted to do that. But I do have some real advice for writing on Twitter. I get a lot of of new Tweeple (That's Twitter slang for 'people'. See? You're already becoming One of Us.) asking me: "What should I write?" or "How should I write?" Here are my quick guidelines: Kill the adverbs. You don't need that "Obviously". That'll save you 9 characters! 10 if you include the comma. When you only have 140 characters to write, that's a lot of extra room. Write in active voice. "I washed my car" is easier…
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March 28, 2009 by ian
If you've read the new Web Marketing All In One Desk Reference for Dummies, please review it here. Thanks!…
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March 26, 2009 by ian
Twitter is the web's water cooler. Lots of people hang out and chat. I'll talk about the business uses another time. For now, understand this: Twitter is insane. Get a few hundred friends and their tweets racing past you like ants heading for a picnic. There are a lot of tools out there to help you manage the flood of information. My personal favorite is TweetDeck. It's got a multi-column format that lets me organize my twitter friends, their messages and other stuff: Here's how you set up: Download and Install Tweetdeck Download Tweetdeck and install it. When prompted, enter…
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March 17, 2009 by ian
Dreambox Learning, one of our clients, has put together a nifty parenting styles quiz. I am, as it turns out, a Mentor: Since a stranger once referred to me as "The unfun parent", I find "mentor" to be a step up. You can take the quiz, which is full of nift and a great example of how simple but well executed is best, right here: Edu-Parent Quiz provided by DreamBox Learning a kindergarten, 1st grade and 2nd grade math game.…
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March 17, 2009 by ian
Look at the referring keyword list in your analytics report can teach you a lot. I'll be doing a video tutorial on that in a few minutes, hopefully. In the mean time, here are some of the strangest, most bizarre key phrases generating traffic to my blog: "Buy a wife". Actually explained by this post, which ranks in the top 20 on Google. I will not sell wife-market ads on this page, sorry. "Snidely Whiplash". This one's generated by the image search result and top-10 ranking for 'snidely whiplash' for this article. "I hate customers". No I don't! You pay…
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March 13, 2009 by ian
I admit, I am way too excited about the new book. But it arrived today! Like any obsessed nerd, I decided to take a bunch of photos while I took the new book for a test drive: First Look Here it is, fresh outta the box: Proof positive that Elizabeth and I did write part of this book: It's an all-in-one, which means it's about 8 books in a single volume. This is one big book. 2+ inches of web marketing goodness: Meeting the Family We hit it off the moment it arrived: The book meets my grandfather's Depression-era typewriter:…
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March 12, 2009 by ian
The finalized Web Marketing All-in-One Desk Reference For Dummies book cover is now complete: I am very excited. Amazon claims they now have 'em in stock. I just ordered 4. How many have you ordered?…
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February 27, 2009 by ian
My post this week about social media appears to have, er, riled a few folk. Not my intent, but I figured I'd roll with it. Here's a list of the posts/comments about my post, as well as my panel discussion regarding social media at the NWEN: Ian Lurie Says He Hates Social Media. Do You? A Tweet titled: Ian Lurie hates "Social Media," and thinks 99% of the human race is sub-literate? Correction - I only think 98% of the human race is sub-literate, and not ONE PERCENTAGE MORE. By the way, you mis-spelled 'adress' in your blog post.…
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February 25, 2009 by ian
This is my last post on the subject, I swear. For a week at least. You hate writing. If you really, truly hate to write, why are you making yourself blog? Are you just a masochist? You made fun of a family member in a blog post, and now they give you the stink-eye at every get-together. Quitting is the only way to make it up to them. Your World of Warcraft character has really been suffering from neglect. Your kids can't remember what you look like. You've worn out the keys on your keyboard. You've worn out your welcome…
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February 20, 2009 by ian
I'll be on a Tuesday night Think Tank panel at the Northwest Entrepreneur Network. The details: Tuesday, February 24, Networking starts at 7:00 PM. Program starts at 7:30 PM. Location: Seattle University Schaffer Auditorium The topic: Social media. My first statement will be "I hate the phrase social media". Should be a fun time...…
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February 17, 2009 by ian
There's been a lot of stink lately about bloggers bowing out. In the most publicized example, reporter Dan Lyons decided to call it quits. The refrain: "We just can't make any money." I won't want to be too confrontational, but: Bull pucky. There's more than one way to skim dollars off your blog. Here are some serious, and some not-so-serious, techniques, and my experience with each. Sell Ads The only way to make money by selling ads on your blog is to be rich or famous first, and then write about how you became rich or famous. Before you say…
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February 5, 2009 by ian
I'm doing another Trump University Webinar tonight: Blogging for Business Time: 5 PM Pacific You can register here. This will be a pretty elementary look at blogging: Setting up your first blog. Listening in to the blogging world. Getting yourself to write. Handling comments. Blogging etiquette. If you're looking to get started you'll probably like it. The description refers to me as a "Social Media Expert". Please don't hold that against me. Note: I've created resources page that includes all of the links I mention in the webinar, as well as a few extra goodies. Click here to see it.…
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February 4, 2009 by ian
Sniff. My post, 17 Internet Marketing Things I Will Not Write About, came in a distant second to a knock-off of an Alanis Morisette tune. I retreat to my secret hideout, swearing, "I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next tiimeeee...."…
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January 21, 2009 by ian
OK people, it's time to put up or shut up. I've come in second in landing page competitions. I've gotten my butt kicked in the Shorty Awards. I got thumped repeatedly in the Webbys and was summarily flushed down the toilet in public at last year's SearchBowl. I'm always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Or, in some cases, I'm the turd the bridesmaid steps in and says "ewwwwwwwwww". Regardless, suffice it to say, I feel unloved. So now that I've got two posts nominated for SEMMY awards, I'm asking, where's the love, people? If you really care, when voting opens…
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January 9, 2009 by ian
I've just had to let 4 employees go. We've lost four clients in 2 weeks thanks to the economy. While we may replace that business fast and get everyone back on board, I'm listing their qualifications here. If you know a Puget Sound-area position for them, or of contract work they can do, please contact me via e-mail (ian AT portent DOT com) or on Twitter. Jann VanOver is a top-notch developer with over 10 years' experience in ColdFusion, SQL Server, Java, PERL, PHP, javascript, AJAX and a list longer than my arm. If she doesn't know it, she figures…
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January 5, 2009 by ian
I have strived (striven? striveded?) for years to write the perfect blog post. I think I finally have it. Here goes (ahem): Introduction involving cute puppy, family member, description of recent travels or new toy. Synergy. Web 2.0 internet conversations branding. Branding conversations web 2.0 XML hyperlinking dynamic community. Twitter. Facebook social media 3.0 mashup, ROI analytics and metrics to leverage marketing. Blogging RSS web 4.0. Dry humor here hahahaha. Google is on a mission to possess our very souls. Yahoo! sucks. Microsoft joke hahahahahahhaha. Steve Jobs is cool. Guy Kawasaki quote here. Steve Ballmer chair-throwing reference. Reference to 2008…
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December 21, 2008 by ian
Yes, I finally wrote '2.0' on my blog without referring to violence. We had a real, honest-to-goodness blizzard last night, with snow drifts and stuff:…
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December 5, 2008 by ian
[warning - navel gazing ahead] Why the hell am I in marketing? When I started college, my plan was to do ROTC and become a pilot. Then I because a History major and decided to go to law school so I could Save The World. Then I graduated from Law School and realized I'd be one of the worst lawyers in history. After a few more years of drifting about, I landed first in copywriting, then in marketing copywriting, then in marketing. Then the internet turned out not to be a fad, and here I am. So I'm not saving…
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December 5, 2008 by ian
Next week I'll be releasing another e-book. This one will cover web analytics for business. It's going to use the same format as my SEO Copywriting e-book: Short, very high-level, only the essentials, and really cheap. This goes along with the webinar I'm doing with SEMPDX. I'll also be offering a bunch of free copies to folks who want 'em. Follow me on Twitter (@portentint if you'd like to be in on the freebies...…
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November 26, 2008 by ian
SEO widows, you know who you are: Your spouse/significant other comes home with a twinkle in their eye because they just "fixed a major spider trap" or "discovered a new component of the Google TrustRank algorithm". Then they leave for a week to go to some conference, and you get to hear about their drunken exploits on 451 different social media outlets. Worst of all, you have no idea what to get them for the holidays. What the hell do you buy for someone when their greatest thrill is attracting links from .org domains? Well, I'm here to help. As…
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November 23, 2008 by ian
I'm presenting at a webinar tomorrow: The Conversational Marketing Summit. My presentation is entitled "Why Does Most Marketing Suck?" A good time will be had by all. I'm on at 4 PM PST tomorrow, 11/24 (Monday). You can sign up here…
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November 22, 2008 by ian
The Elite Retreat is almost totally booked. With speakers like Jeremy Schoemaker, Neil Patel and Gary Vaynerchuk, you'll want to be there. Just FYI: They embargo blogging about the details of the event (from what I understand) so if you're hoping I'm going to write lots of cool stuff to teach you everything, you're out of luck. Go sign up for the Elite Retreat…
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November 11, 2008 by ian
Blogs are the new web sites. Marketers launch 'em because they think they need 'em. They don't consider the time commitment required, goals or why their audience would want to hear from them. Then the blog dangles off the corporate site like an appendix until it irritates someone in the organization, at which point it's removed. It's a shame, because blogs can do a lot for your business: Humanize it. Let the you share your business philosophy. Leak exciting news or 'teasers' about new products. Allow you to solicit direct feedback. Add search-engine-friendly content to your site. So make the…
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November 4, 2008 by ian
It's a momentous day, so instead of blathering on about marketing, here's a few handy links for tracking the polls and the news around today's election: Slate's hour-by-hour guide to the election is a good run-down of what's going to happen when. Polltrack has tons of maps, graphs and data for all you numbers geeks. I've always liked CNN's poll tracker, too. Electoral-vote.com is my favorite for their averaging of data across many polls. They'll be liveblogging tonight. What links are you going to follow?…
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October 31, 2008 by ian
Every now and then I let folks know the various places you can follow or connect with me online. I'm working on consolidating a bit, so here are the current online places I hang out: LinkedIn.com/in/ianlurie Twitter.com/Portentint Facebook Follow/connect and I'll follow back. I'm always up for a good conversation.…
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October 30, 2008 by ian
I recommend the death penalty for plagiarism. Until that happy day arrives, I'll share a technique that at least makes life harder for thieving scumbags. Step One: Trap Your Post First, you need to add a trap to your blog post. Usually that means an invisible GIF image. Use your image editing software to create a 10x10 pixel image that matches the background of your blog or that's transparent. Insert that into your blog somewhere where no one will notice. Use the absolute address for the image. So: http://www.conversationmarketing.com/images/trap.gif instead of just images/trap.gif Don't include a height or width attribute.…
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October 29, 2008 by ian
Portent Interactive is now hiring: Portent's Seeking SEO Interns Don't know who the smartass was that wrote that post...…
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October 20, 2008 by ian
[Update: After about 2 weeks, StumbleUpon lifted their ban on me and several of my staff. My guess is that our single office IP address flagged something in their spam algorithm, and after human review they let us back in. If you get banned, and you haven't been spamming, send them a note explaining what you think happened. It seemed to help in this case.] Yup, it's true. After 3+ years as a StumbleUpon user, over 1300 Stumbles, a bunch of contributed content and all my talk about them, StumbleUpon banned me and shut down my account. Here's the informative…
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October 17, 2008 by ian
Who knew? I'll try not to let it go to my head. Twitter Elite in Seattle: Twitter Grader…
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October 17, 2008 by ian
Are apparently like that, man. Either that or he found me in his soup and wasn't happy about it: I had nothing to do with this image. McCain made the face. My staff did the Photoshopping. I am now heading for shelter...…
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October 6, 2008 by ian
You don't need to tell the public about your product and why it inspires you. You don't need any great, SEO-friendly content, either. Oh, yeah, don't worry about that connection to the entire blogging world. You don't need it, either. A place where you can quickly post messages about product changes, or news stories about your company? HAH! Who cares. Gasp. It might even let people talk to you. Directly. It'll be way too much work. It'll require, what, 45 minutes a day? It might generate traffic, and customers. And more customers requires more work, too. You don't need a…
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September 8, 2008 by ian
I'm speaking tomorrow at the IAMAW's Grand Lodge Convention about free speech and the internet. These are my remarks. I would GREATLY appreciate comments and feedback, today, so I can adjust if I'm about to say something moronic. So, a little detour today from internet marketing to freedom of speech. I'm a leftie, no doubt... Update: You should be able to watch me swallow my tongue tomorrow, around 9 AM EDT, via live streaming at this address: http://www.goiam.org/iamglc2008/video The internet can open up speech and communications like nothing else. It has the potential to let almost anyone speak out. But…
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September 2, 2008 by ian
This is a live narration of my first test of Google Chrome: No Mac version? WTH?!!!!.... OK, I'll try it in Parallels (Windows running on my Mac): ...OK, it's stinkin' fast: Google Chrome started up Plurk, a javascript-heavy microblog, in just under 1 second. In Safari it took about 3 seconds. Hardly a big deal either way, but it's definitely handling javascript more efficiently. ...Google Reader load times are faster as well, by about 50%. Checking memory usage. Check this out. Chrome launches a separate process for each tab: Installing Flash now. Google Chrome seems OK with it. Gives me…
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September 1, 2008 by ian
Man, those guys at Google piss me off. Just when I think they might be getting a little stale, they go and announce a new web browser. And they get Scott McCloud, the brilliant author of Understanding Comics, to announce it in plain language and clear illustration in an online comic. And, just to really chap my hide as an entrepreneurial has-been, it looks like Google Chrome will be a major step forward in browser tech. You can read the comic to learn more, but here's the gist: Google Chrome will run javascript-heavy AJAX applications faster and better. That means…
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August 20, 2008 by ian
Sorry I'm not blogging as much as normal. I have a little project I'm working on, and it's taking a lot of time: The book isn't in print yet. Actually, I'm still writing my parts of it. I'll be back in blogging shape in no time, I promise.…
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August 14, 2008 by ian
I'm taking a brief break from internet marketing pondering and prognostication to vent a bit about words. Specifically, words that aren't actually words: Irregardless. Wait, so is that the opposite of 'regardless'? So, regardful? With regards? Oh, wait, it's not a word! Nuculer. Our wonderful President, as well as Jack Bauer, seem to know about a whole new form of energy. It's not 'nuclear', it's 'nuculer' or 'nooculer' or whatever the hell it's supposed to mean. Not a word! Like.. Like is actually a word. But it's not, like, supposed to be a, like, conjunction, you know? I abuse this…
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August 13, 2008 by ian
Sometimes, you just strike out. You spend a week researching that perfect link bait article, post it, get your friends to give you a Digg... And nothing happens. Nada. You can hear the crickets chirping as your boss or client winds up a kick that'll land you out on the street. Don't give up on that article just yet. Sometimes the payoff can come months, or even years, later. For example: I wrote a letter to Google way back in May. It even included a cute rodent pleading for its life. I published it, and grabbed the attention of…
Continue Reading Content's Long Tail, and Why It Matters »
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August 12, 2008 by ian
If you had, say, 1000 subscribers yesterday and 0 today, it's probably not you. At least 3 other bloggers are reporting the same issue:…
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July 23, 2008 by ian
Today's my 40th. My staff made me a Kit-Kat Parthenon birthday cake, complete with worshippers: They swore it had nothing to do with my age. Also, I'm going to Nova Scotia for 10 days. For 5 of 'em I won't even have cell access. So no blog posts for a bit. I shall return, more sarcastic and bitter than ever. Oh: All I want for my birthday, by the way, is more subscribers. Get on that will ya?…
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July 22, 2008 by ian
You're marooned on a desert island. Miraculously, you've got plenty of food and water, and a laptop that's mysteriously connected to the internet. But you are only able to browse 3 blogs. What 3 would it be? And no cheating: You can't use Alltop, or Google Reader, or that kind of thing. As for me, I'd want: AgencyTart, assuming she doesn't abandon us all again. Smashing Magazine, so I could remain jealous of their success and ability. The Huffington Post, so I could keep up with the world and remember that being marooned isn't all that bad. How about…
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July 13, 2008 by ian
Mary Anne Dorward is interviewing me on her BlogTalk Radio show this week, 7/15, at 9 AM: I'm very flattered. Her other interviewees include folks like Microsoft's CTO and the creator of the California Raisins (the cool dancing guys - if you don't know who they are, ignore me 'cause I'm old).…
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July 13, 2008 by ian
Note: This post is utterly devoid of value. It's a venting rant. You have been warned. Here are seven tips that, if I hear them any more, may force me to stab myself in the face: 'Write what your readers want'. Really. Never would've thoughta that. 'Brand generates customer loyalty'. True since 0 BC, when my ancestors ignored a guy with much better branding. We've paid for it ever since. Why do folks say that and then puff up like they just revolutionized advertising? 'Write copy that attracts links'. Nah. I'm going to specifically write copy that repels links. I…
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July 3, 2008 by ian
I've been battling Movable Type. An epic struggle, really, over nofollow comments. But, I finally got it working. From now on, all author links on my blog will be 'dofollowed'. Andy Beard's posts on the subject persuaded me. It was one hell of a struggle though, and I think it's worth posting the procedure. Deactivating 'Nofollow' In Movable Type 4 First, make sure you don't have any old, leftover plugins from Movable Type 3: Log into Movable Type. Go to System Overview >> Plugins. Look for nofollow.pl. If it's there, deactivate it. Now, turn off the built in 'nofollow' tool…
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July 3, 2008 by ian
I'm trying to set my blog's comments to 'dofollow'. I've followed Andy Beard's advice, turned off nofollow.pl, etc. etc.. Yet links back to authors within comments still show as 'nofollow'. I've flushed the cache, rebuilt templates and I'm using Movable Type 4. Their documentation is slightly worse than useless. So I'm throwing myself upon the mercy of my readers: Has anyone managed to 'dofollow' their comment author links in Movable Type 4? If so, can you let me know what you did?…
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June 30, 2008 by ian
Many bloggers try to take the high road, avoiding mocking the work of others. I have no such reservations. My creative lead pointed out that 2008 has, so far, been a truly great year for godawful advertising. So I'm stepping away from internet marketing for a moment to bring you the worst 5 ads of the year (and maybe of late 2007): Number 5: WAMU Wahoo! Anyone remember this one? Probably not, since it was immediately buried in a wave of layoffs and horrific financials. But it's painful nonetheless. I hope WAMU's CMO, if they have one, is either hiding…
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June 21, 2008 by ian
My wife's officially put up with my sarcasm and attitude for 10 years today. I'm happy. She's happy. We have two great kids. What else is there?…
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June 17, 2008 by ian
Firefox wanted to break the world record for downloads with their new Firefox 3 browser. Neat! I signed up for 'Firefox Download Day', which is today. I go to their site and see this: Can you give me a D’OH! My piece of internet marketing wisdom for today: If you want to try to break a download record, be sure you have the bandwidth and servers to handle it. Oh, and you might want to test, too. Update: 2 PM PDT - I just downloaded Firefox 3. It’s dang nifty so far. Although it did disable just about all of…
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June 12, 2008 by ian
If you're interested, I'm on Mike Corso's most excellent talk show on Talkshoe: Listen here…
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May 31, 2008 by ian
Read all updates here, on The Planet's discussion forums. If you host with the Planet, your site may be down now because of the fire. But they're right on top of it, and keeping everyone updated. FYI: If you use Entrecard, they're down because of this fire.…
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May 30, 2008 by ian
There are sooo many awful business blogs out there, I figure folks must really want to create them. So, in 13 easy steps, here's how you write a terrible business blog, torpedo your internet marketing strategy, and gain the scorn of your customer base at the same time: Talk about yourself. Ooooh, this is a winner every time. Blather on about your latest product, how great you are, why readers should buy your stuff. Link to your own site a lot. Bore the heck out of 'em. I guarantee blog suckage within a week. Go negative. Tell everyone why your…
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May 30, 2008 by ian
The level of suffering in Myanmar (Burma) is off the scale. Here's your chance to help a little bit. Distilled is running a competition. Write a great PPC ad for their benefit. Put it in a blog post about the Myanmar Cyclone Appeal campaign. Let's help out.…
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May 29, 2008 by ian
I'm in some pretty good company on a new site called Voices of Search. Tom Schmitz sent me, Steve Rubel, Will Critchlow and Michael Gray a set of questions about search marketing, internet marketing and social media. I get to rant about the term 'social media', talk about SEO and other fine things. Have a look here.…
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May 21, 2008 by ian
Yes, it's May, it's 60 degrees and rainy out, and I now have a cold. Maybe winter just won't leave Seattle this year. As I'm feeling utterly lousy, I'll take the easy route and link to some great stuff other people wrote in the last few days: Tom Schmitz at my company wrote this great piece about competitive research in SEO. Rand over at SEOMoz did a Whiteboard Friday video about blogging your way to higher search engine rankings. Yo, Rand - when are you going to do an audio podcast?! Garr Reynolds of Presentation Zen fame wrote a great…
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May 12, 2008 by ian
How do you differentiate between linkbait and debate? How's about "Don't"?! Last week I published a rebuttal to Shoemoney's riff on the death of SEO. Most of the world ignored it, which I'm used to. But I got a few responses that basically said "Ignore him, he's just linkbaiting". The way I see it, a smart post that incites discussion may be linkbait, but it's also a good post. And it deserves some debate. And I'm not about to ignore good posts (with which I don't agree, by the way) just because the author might get a few links. When…
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April 24, 2008 by ian
Brought to you by the same manic-depressiveness that generated 11 Internet Marketing Trends To Ignore. Here are 17 internet marketing things I will not write about: Twitter. I love Twitter, and spend a fair amount of time on it. But a quick search on Google shows 37,845 blogs posts in the last week. What. The. Hell. I think this story's been done, OK? Facebook's slow fall from grace as an advertising platform. I already wrote about this a while ago. Before most other folks. So nyah nyah. I don't need to write about it any more. What Jason Calcanis…
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April 22, 2008 by ian
I got nominated for a Blogger's Choice award (for best marketing blog). It says I nominated myself. But I swear, I didn't. If you like what you read here (you know, the writing I slave over, day in and day out), please click the badge and vote.…
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April 20, 2008 by ian
The guys over at eVisibility sent me this cool t-shirt. The front is a series of disallow commands. The back reads 'rel=nofollow'. It's so geeky that two friends of mine who've spent most of their lives creating Linux software in their heads didn't get it. Thanks, Miguel and Stephen!!!…
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April 14, 2008 by ian
...if you ask me what the ROI on blogging is. I. Am. Sick. Of. That. Question. Seth Godin said it very well today. Few blogs earn a measurable sum of money. So, if you're in blogging for the wealth, give it up. My blog directly earns me $1.50/day. Seriously. That's it: One (cheap) Kit Kat. Possibly the Greatest Food Ever Invented So Why Blog? Yet I advise most of my clients to add blogs to their sites. And I can't seem to shut up on my blog, either. Why? Because blogs have some lovely side effects: They are networking tools.…
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April 10, 2008 by ian
Ah, youth. 13 years ago I started my company with a spare room in my house, a credit card (limit: $1500) and a computer (Pentium 75 mhz, Windows 95). I was out of my ##@!)(@#$*!@@ mind. If I'd known then what I know now, would I have gone into this business? I don't know. But here's some wisdom I wish I had back then: No one has a clue how to market anything. We are all winging it. It's just that some are better at winging it than others. Corollary: Seth Godin, et al are brilliant about the high-level stuff.…
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April 1, 2008 by ian
I rarely do lists of links, but thought it worthwhile today. Some of these were jokes. Some, I just wish were jokes: Google lets you search the future... and e-mail back in time. Google actually went insane with the April Fool's jokes this year. Check out the list at Search Engine Land. Seriously guys, don't you have, like, a search engine to run or something? My company found Google's missing PPC clicks. Thank goodness. Problogger launches Pay Per Tweet. OK, this one suckered me, because Darren posted it yesterday my time, which was today my time, so it wasn't April…
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March 13, 2008 by ian
John Cass over at the PR Communications Blog posted an excellent, thoughtful piece about the Cluetrain Manifesto. His examination centers around (at least in my mind) two primary themes of the Manifesto: That companies need to 'get out of the way' and 'let the inevitable happen'. The 'inevitable' in this case is the formation of smarter, more dispersed markets via what we now call social media. And that command and control within a company is a bad thing that should go away. I won't rewrite John's points here. You can read his excellent post for yourself. I do have three…
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March 7, 2008 by ian
OK Rand, it's time to join the Mac-erati. Danny Sullivan bought a Mac. Now it's your turn. Here's why: The Mac is stylish. It'll go with your keen fashion sense. It's a better computer (doh, I wasn't going to say that). You'll be able to drive Danny crazy by refusing to put stickers on your laptop. To make things easier, we're taking up a collection. If everyone in the search community donates $2 we can buy you a nice rig. Here's what we'll get you: Note that we're including Parallels, so that you can still get your Windows fix. Everyone,…
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March 6, 2008 by ian
The last six weeks have sucked. Aside from SMX West, which was a nice, positive interlude, I've been dragging my rotting remains across a rocky, jagged waste filled with people who say things like "Your daughter just threw up again" and "Can you get me a breakdown of your hours for the last 5 months?". In that theme, I've written down 9 internet marketing questions that even God probably can't answer: Why are the Google rankings jumping up and down like my son on a sugar rush? Over the last few weeks, I've seen sites moving up 10 spots and…
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February 16, 2008 by ian
A few other blogs have picked up my XHTML Social Media Press Release template. Just a couple here: Reed Media DaveFleet.com If you're using the template and making changes, cool! Please send me your ideas, though, so I can continue to improve it.…
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February 15, 2008 by ian
Sorry all. My now infamous burst discs have flared up rather badly. I'm uncomfortable and even grumpier than usual. Rather than show up at Ignite! and babble like a moron stoned on Vicodin, I've decided to skip it.…
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February 13, 2008 by ian
I wanted to say thanks. One year ago, Conversation Marketing received 3100 unique visits in February. This year, I've already got 8,200, and am on track to have 18,000 unique visits in February. Last year, I had 20 RSS subscribers (not tracked in Feedburner, so the graph below doesn't include it). This year, I have 550: While these numbers don't come close to, say, Darren or Rand, it's pretty darn cool. There's been no PR campaign, no advertising, no marketing. You all did it, by subscribing, commenting, spreading the word, etc.. The Question So, the question: What do you like…
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February 12, 2008 by ian
I'm going to be speaking at Ignite! Seattle next week (February 19). My topic: Build your own Internet Bullshit Detector. I won't give away too much, but the basic principles will be: Hairstyle is not a feature. If they can't communicate, run. Bold letters do not increase value. Nor does large type or the ability of a site to induce seizure. Bankruptcy does not equal experience. Stock is toilet paper until you sell it. If you feel dirty now, how will you feel in the morning? We get 5 minutes and 20 slides to communicate. If you want to…
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February 10, 2008 by ian
Truth is, I don't like 95% of SEOs, either. I make a habit of tearing down the fraudsters whenever possible. But man, Shoemoney, could you get someone to proofread a bit? "Its like people don’t know you can goto a web site without going to a god-damn Search Engine." Which, when filtered through 6th-grade grammar books, becomes: "It's like people don't know you can go to a web site without going to a god-damned search engine." I'm hardly Hemingway myself. This shouldn't be a big deal. It really shouldn't. But I'm sitting here after a four-kid sleepover, studying up for…
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January 30, 2008 by ian
Do you find this blog useful? Like what I write? I've got a business proposal for you: Donate $3 to my blog, once. I'll keep writing the same stuff I always do. Tips about internet marketing, strategic advice, site reviews and of course, the occasional rant. I'll do it whether you donate or not. But, if you don't donate, I'll have to start plastering ads everywhere to pay for the 20-odd hours/week I put into this. My site will look like a 1970s New York subway car: More graffiti than content. Look for this button: Click, donate, and you'll feel…
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January 29, 2008 by ian
Does anyone out there know of a Movable Type plugin for managing ads, ala Wordpress's AdServe? I don't want to go into affiliate marketing. But I do need to make this blog pay for some of the time I spend on it. So, I figure selling ads directly to willing sponsors is the cleanest, least-spammy way to do it.…
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January 21, 2008 by ian
I'm traveling this week, so posts may be a bit thin. Which is ironic, given that I'll be eating burgers and fries 2 meals a day, no doubt. Here are a few recent posts folks seemed to like, to tide you over: 11 Internet Marketing Trends to Ignore in 2008 65 Easy Ways to Improve Online Sales SEO Tactics: Keyword Diversification = Happiness 10 Steps to a Sound Internet Marketing Strategy Social Media Press Release: A Template SEOMoz Whiteboard Friday: Personas Personas Tutorials Hopefully I'll post a few times this week, but no promises. Air travel these days leaves me…
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January 15, 2008 by ian
Timewaster alert! There is nothing of practical use in this post. It's funny though. I was poring through my comment list today, feeling a bit punchy, so I made a list of spam subject lines. I've left out the inevitable grossness, drug advertisements, etc.. So, here are the 10 that made me choke on my lunch: Jewish Beef Brisket. Wow. How'd they know I was Jewish? I was worried for a while, then discovered that every other blogger I know was deluged with the same thing. Relieved that my role in the Great Zionist Conspiracy is safely concealed, I moved…
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January 10, 2008 by ian
I laughed out loud at this article: http://www.ppcvillain.com/article_6.htm…
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January 5, 2008 by ian
I don't like the phrase 'viral marketing'. If marketing works, it's viral. If it doesn't, it's not. However, my team just completed three projects that are worthy of the title: PPCVillain.com, a hilarious look at how not to conduct a PPC campaign. Watch the first tutorial video - it's worth it. DesigningWithGod.com, a blasphemous yet funny site about design. Again, watch the video. Or call the 888 number. Just please remember it's in good fun, and don't throw bricks through my office window. Marketing Math, an OS X Dashboard widget that lets you do some of the basic marketing calculations.…
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December 27, 2007 by ian
I'm giving Entrecard a try. Entrecard is an ad network for blogs. You earn credits when folks click on the Entrecard widget on your site: Or when they 'drop' a card, or if someone advertises. I'll let you know how it goes. So far I see the potential, but I also see a lot of junk arriving in my Entrecard inbox, and I only signed up about 10 minutes ago.…
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December 21, 2007 by ian
I'm taking a few days off to rest my weary brain cells. No blogging or tweeting until 12/26. Have a great Christmas and holiday week. See you in a few days.…
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December 20, 2007 by ian
OK, I'm Jewish. Hanukkah is over. But I still like Christmas*, too. This year, you don't have to buy me anything. All you have to do is subscribe to my blog's RSS feed. I'm currently at 480 subscribers. My goal was to hit 500 this year. Which pales by comparison to most marketing bloggers, but it'd make me smile. Subscribing is easy. It's free. It's painless. Just click here: http://feeds.feedburner.com/conversationmarketing Then you can get lots of conversational goodness in your RSS feed reader in 2008. What? You don't have a feed reader? Join the 21st century and get Google Reader.…
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December 19, 2007 by ian
If you don't know, Twitter is a sort of chat room/microblog where folks post short 'tweets' to each other. I'm taking a page from Jeremiah's book. If you'd like me to follow you on Twitter, leave your Twitter handle below. I post links and little comments myself - you can follow me, too. My Twitter name is portentint.…
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December 18, 2007 by ian
Facebook just got rid of 'is', I think. I may be totally out of touch, and maybe they made this change days ago, but I'm so excited! I can write a status line without 'is'! Woo hoo! I now return to regularly-scheduled programming.…
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December 16, 2007 by ian
Yup, a couple days late. I was out sick (missing my second consecutive company Christmas party). I just finished Good to Great: Why Some Companies Make the Leap... and Others Don't. I read it after seeing how thought-provoking the book was for SEOMoz's Rand Fiskin. It's not a book about internet marketing. Not directly. But we work in an emerging industry, and the teachings in this book could make the difference between the agencies that make money, then pass on when their leaders leave, and those that grown and thrive for decades. I found it to be a brilliant, sobering,…
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December 9, 2007 by ian
Jeremiah Owyang of Web Strategist fame interviewed me last week. The video is up on his blog, or you can watch it here:…
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December 6, 2007 by ian
Brevity is the soul of wit (Lord Polonius in Shakespeare's Hamlet) Online, concise copy will always get better results than verbose copy. How can I make that sentence shorter and give it more oomph? Dump the passive voice. Online, concise copy will always get gets better results than verbose copy. Get rid of meaningless words. Concise copy is always better, right? Plus folks are reading this online. Online, Concise copy will always get gets better results than verbose copy. Get rid of repeated words. In copy, concise copy gets better results than verbosecopy. Replace four words with one. In copy,…
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December 5, 2007 by ian
I just checked my Technorati stats for the first time in a while, and saw this: Yikes...…
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November 9, 2007 by ian
I've made the Biglist! Thanks Lee! It's a great way to end the week!!! Technorati Tags: blogging…
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November 9, 2007 by ian
Over the last week, my Feedburner stats have jumped and fallen by as much as 50%, even though my visitor count remained steady. Feedburner measures the number of RSS feed subscribers your blog has. It's hard for me to believe that my subscriber count is plunging to 150 or so one day, and then jumping to almost 400 the next. Has anyone else seen this? Technorati Tags: Feedburner…
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November 7, 2007 by ian
I'm running a blogging webinar for the Direct Marketing Association tomorrow: While I make no guarantees about the getting customers part, I will show some strategies for coming up with good ideas, keeping a rhythm of steady posts, and building your audience. It costs money (I don't get a cut, I'm afraid) but, if I dare say, it's probably worth it if you're looking to get into blogging. The subject matter is very similar to a previous seminar I did. You can sign up here: http://www.the-dma.org/seminars/bloggingbasics/ Technorati Tags: blogging…
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November 6, 2007 by ian
Two great typos today point out why proofing is really important: In an e-mail from Elastic Path. Can you spot the typo? In the subject line?: Neil Gaiman found this one (I added the bold): Angelina Jolie has admitted she was got a little shy when she saw her nude scenes in her latest film “Beowulf.†The actress says although the nude scenes were stimulated, she was still a little embarrassed. “I was a little shy,†she says. “I was really surprised that I felt that exposed. There were certain moments where I actually felt shy – and called…
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November 6, 2007 by ian
I'm playing with Flock, the social browser based on Mozilla Firefox. It's dang nifty. You can post to your blog straight from the browser, click-and-drag bookmarks and media from Flickr to a clipboard (or to a blog post), and keep an eye on Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, de.licio.us all at once. This is also a test post. If it worked, then I'm that much happier.Tags: flock, blogging tools…
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October 28, 2007 by ian
Comments are now fixed - lots of look-and-feel stuff still to be done. By the end of Monday we should be looking sharp.…
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October 27, 2007 by ian
I'm aware that comments aren't working right now. We're looking into it. Moving day is always such a joy...…
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October 26, 2007 by ian
We're in the midst of rebuilding the blog with a slicker template. Sorry if it looks a bit odd this weekend.…
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October 24, 2007 by ian
I broke the cardinal rule of blogging Tuesday: Don't post angry. In my We're All Idiots post, my tantrum poked at Robert Gorrell's post about Viral Marketing and Word of Mouth. In my haste, I was unclear: GrokDotCom, Seth Godin and co. are the folks who invented these terms. When they reference Word of Mouth Marketing, Viral Marketing, etc., they're not using those phrases as a trendy marketing device. They're using them as a teaching tool. My blood boils, though, when I see folks who know very little about marketing prattling on, mixing in phrases like 'Web 2.0', 'viral…
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October 23, 2007 by ian
Update: Of course, had I read further, I would've seen that Matt already knew about the problem, and that it was being addressed by Feedburner et al. Cough cough... One of my daily reads is Data Mining. Just today, though, I saw that their feed has, uh, decayed a bit in Google Reader: Always check to see how your feed looks in a feed reader. If it's a mess, make sure your HTML code doesn't include an unclosed element, or a comment that's not closed, or something else. Matthew, I took a look at your source - couldn't find anything…
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October 18, 2007 by ian
Feedburner is dead at the moment: Somewhere, someone is running around screaming at the development team while they mutter curses at the gods that spawned them. I'm OK with this kind of thing. It makes me feel better to realize my company isn't the only one who has days like this... Technorati Tags: feedburner…
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October 17, 2007 by ian
I just noticed that yesterday I completed my 500th post. Should I have a party or something? Technorati Tags: blogging…
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October 16, 2007 by ian
Mukund asks: “If the new marketing is all about conversation, why does it take so much effort to get people to talk. Why do only 1% people coming to our blog site comment?†Mukund, it's not easy, I'm afraid, and there aren't any magical solutions. But here are four techniques that have worked for me: Just Ask The most obvious technique, if you have a big enough audience, is to simply ask. For example, I've gotten four comments here and another 10 or so on Facebook from my Stump Ian post. But, this method depends on you having a…
Continue Reading 5 Ways to Build Blog Reader Participation »
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October 15, 2007 by ian
I'm speaking at Lunch 2.0 today. You can get the details on Josh's web site. Technorati Tags: speaking…
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October 12, 2007 by ian
Problogger has a most excellent community blog review project going on. The first site reviewed is Sourcebench.com. Here's my take on it: This looks like a very good start to me. The style is loose and friendly, and the little construction guy is great. Some specific changes I think you could make that'd help: Put a featured post up in the header area. Just the first 20-30 words. That'll let folks see what you're about right away, and let them dig in. Make your typeface about 2 points larger. Increase the size of the left-hand column. It should get…
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October 10, 2007 by ian
Made you look! That headline made no sense, of course. But you looked. That seems to be the way to get attention in the blogging world these days. When top-ranking Yahoo folks make the astonishing claim that fewer downloads will make a page load faster and get featured on O'Reilly for it, and others stuff entire blogs with obvious or blatantly untrue/unresearched claims, it gives me a stomach ache. Steve Rubel declares that the Geek Marketer is an emerging career path. Really? What's been going on for the last 10 years, then? Stoney deGeyter proudly states that Content Is…
Continue Reading BLOG STUPIDHEAD DUMB POOP BLOG!!!!!!!!!! »
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October 9, 2007 by ian
If you go to read my book online, now, you'll see adver... adv... advert... I can't say it. I've kept ads off my site, for the most part, for years. But I've finally added a leaderboard ad unit to the online version of my book. Frankly, I gotta make this sucker pay, just a little bit. No pressure, but if I earn some money off the current ads, I won't have to add them elsewhere on the site. cough cough…
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October 1, 2007 by ian
I got really angry this weekend, when I discovered someone stole my content. It sounds like it was an accident: Someone gave the blogger in question my writing, said they had permission to use it, and she published it. It's still plagiarism, though. Few bloggers or internet marketers understand this. So, here's a quick explanation of plagiarism, and how you can avoid it. What Is Plagiarism? First, you have to understand what plagiarism is. I dusted off my handy copy of Black's Law Dictionary: Plagiarism: The act of appropriating the literary composition of another, or parts or passages of…
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October 1, 2007 by ian
Update: The page was removed from DSD-Professionals after several folks commented there (thanks everyone!). The owner says she was given the content by someone else who said I gave permission. And I do give permission, all the time. As long as you follow the Creative Commons license I placed on my book: Click here for the license. I have tried to be nice about incidents like this in the past, but I'm running out of patience. Would you photocopy a book, hand it out in your store and then be surprised if you got in trouble? I've had my stuff…
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September 26, 2007 by ian
I looked in my Pythia-Analytics report and saw that this blog currently has a very unlucky number of pages: So I'm publishing this post to go for 667. Technorati Tags: analytics…
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September 25, 2007 by ian
Don't know if you've seen a site called 'Jew Watch'. It's a nasty collection of lies, conspiracy theory and crypto-fascist crap. As you can tell, I've had enough. And yes, I'm jewish. Google can't remove them without engaging in censorship. I understand that. I have another suggestion: Let's bury them. Here's how I'd like to do it: Move other sites up. There are several Holocaust museums, plus the Museum of Tolerance in L.A., that certainly deserve a better ranking. While they're not strictly jewish history, certainly they're relevant. I am contacting each museum to see if they'd like help.…
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September 18, 2007 by ian
These days, when I visit Technorati, I'm more likely to see this: Than I am to see their site working. What's up? I love that site! Technorati Tags: technorati…
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September 17, 2007 by ian
Blogrush is like a really bad relationship. You try it. It works pretty well, makes you feel decent, etc.. Then you realize that your significant other has been involved in all sorts of dirty doings, and still is, and not only that, but you're becoming associated with them. In case you didn't know, Blogrush is a traffic-generating site/scheme where you put a widget on your site that lists other blogs. For every referral you generate to those blogs, you receive X referrals back. Seems great. I added it to my site yesterday, and saw an immediate uptick in traffic.…
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September 13, 2007 by ian
I did my post ranking internet marketing tools about 2 hours ago. A few minutes ago, I found this: http://www.hotyamarketing.com/internet-marketing-tools-ranked-conclusion-search-rocks/ Wow. Awe-inspiring. Plagiarism at light speed. I have no problem with people linking, summarizing, using my stuff, etc.. If they ask first. Technorati Tags: ethics, plagiarism…
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September 12, 2007 by ian
Copyblogger asks who inspires my writing. I've got a few sources: My kids. Are ingenious, creative, innocent and sophisticated all at once. They're a constant stream of inspiration for me. Politics. I continuously see people across the political spectrum do things that excite my admiration or disgust. Fiction. I read a lot of books. Right now I'm re-reading the Aubrey/Maturin novels by Patrick O'Brian. You'd be amazed how much you can learn about marketing from a Napoleonic-era naval captain and his surgeon/intelligence agent. Technorati Tags: writing…
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September 7, 2007 by ian
There I was, happily perusing the blogging questions in LinkedIn Answers. Then I saw someone asking this. If the world ends tomorrow, I was not involved. Remember, this was posted in the blogging section: Technorati Tags: bizarre, fun, linkedin, weird…
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August 24, 2007 by ian
Monday and Tuesday I will be in Orlando, FL, streaming and possibly liveblogging a presidential candidate forum. The IAMAW organized it. I'll be using uStream.tv to do the webcast. I know that may mean fits and starts, but it's fast, expedient and I didn't have a whole lotta warning. I'm very, very excited to take part! I'll provide details of how we did it, and what bumps we hit, after the event. Here's the full media notification: Washington, D.C., August 21, 2007 – Five presidential candidates confirmed they will take part in discussions of key domestic issues before more…
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August 17, 2007 by ian
Open source journalism kicks ass. Our local neighborhood scooped every Seattle news outlet, providing critical information in a crisis: My story about it. Their story about it.…
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August 10, 2007 by ian
In this crowd, I'm the newbie. If you want to get a great liveblog of the event, and some insight, visit: http://twitter.com/Scobleizer…
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August 9, 2007 by ian
I will be at GnomeDex tomorrow, and possibly Saturday, depending on schedule. If you're there, look for the guy walking with a limp, clutching a Treo in his hand and resisting the urge to liveblog. If you walk up and say “Aren't you old for a fancy road racing bike?†I'll give you a free copy of my book. Amazingly, this is my first big conference of this type - I'm very excited. I will, however, keep a fairly low profile and refrain from writing much about what I hear until I've had a day or two to digest…
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August 7, 2007 by ian
AdAge took over the Power 150 Marketing Blogs site, and look who's lurking around #145: http://adage.com/power150/index.php?start=100 So, taking a page from my own book, how will I move up? Spend more time commenting on other folks' blogs, so they know I exist. Do more tutorials. Those seem to attract a lot of attention. Write deeper stuff. Less time bragging about getting into the top 150 on some marketing blog list. Wait... If I get to the top 50 I'm buying myself a new hybrid... Technorati Tags: blogging, adage…
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August 1, 2007 by ian
I blame Timothy Ferris. And blogs. Timothy's book, the Four Hour Workweek, showed lots of folks the path to carefree happiness, by selling other people's products and outsourcing just about everything in your life. Blogging encourages linking. That's cool. It also encourages copying. That's not. How many '10 ways to grow your blog' posts can we really write, anyway?! Enough already - I'm making a commitment to being original. Hopefully a few of you can do the same. I solemnly swear to: Make sure the idea comes first. Contribute to the discussions I see on other blogs, rather than…
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July 18, 2007 by ian
I'll admit that I don't warrant this kind of speed, but BlogStorm reports getting updated by Google Blog Search in as little as 120 seconds. I'm going to experiment and test the theory right now. Back in a minute... ... and I'll be darned. 3 minutes after I posted above text, it showed up in Google Blog Search: Yowsa. That's fast. If you want the same, I suggest: Using Feedburner's ping service. Signing up for a Feedburner account, and using the PingShot service under the 'Publicize' tab. Technorati Tags: blogging, Google…
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July 17, 2007 by ian
Always check the comments on foreign language blogs. You never know what folks are saying. If your blog or site gets a lot of traffic from another country, be sure to use Google Translate to read the comments. Pythia-Analytics.com got a huge hit from drweb.de last night - 500 new sites in just under 4 hours. I found out by looking at my Google Analytics data: My German is respectable - I could make out that a couple of folks saw problems, and that they couldn't get their sites to show up. I cut-and-paste the comments into Google Translate,…
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July 14, 2007 by ian
I've just launched a Facebook group for Conversation Marketing: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2427040837 If you're on Facebook and are interested, please feel free to sign up. Technorati Tags: facebook…
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June 26, 2007 by ian
The 'top 5' list attracts readers to your blog. No question about it. If you're looking for inspiration, read on: Follow the keywords. Check your web site traffic report. Find the most common phrase used by folks to find your site. If your own site keywords aren't useful, try Ask.com. It shows you a list of phrases related to any keyword search you perform. Base your list on that phrase. Check the Answers. Look at Yahoo! Answers. Lots of folks ask questions there, every day. It's a great source of inspiration. Check the tooth-grinders. If you get asked the…
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June 12, 2007 by ian
Here's a way to guarantee at least one post per day on your blog: Use del.icio.us. This cleverly-named site lets you bookmark sites you like, and then organize those bookmarks. You've probably already bookmarked a particular page somewhere on the web, at some point, by clicking 'bookmark this' in Internet Explorer or Firefox. Del.icio.us does the same thing, only online. But it goes beyond that - you can have del.icio.us automatically post your bookmarks for the day to your blog, like this. Here's how: Make sure you know your blog editing username and password. You'll need these. Find out…
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May 30, 2007 by ian
I'm in Manhattan right now. Specifically, I'm in the spare room in my mom's apartment, trying to coax my daughter to go to sleep. Then, out of the blue, one of my staff instant messaged me (I'm the blue messages on the right): I won second place in the Copyblogger Copywriting contest! Woo-hoo! I missed first by 1 point. But I'm a magnanimous guy. I'm practically wallowing in magnanimity. You can read what the judges, Seth Godin, Darren Rowse and Brian Clark all said about the ad and landing page. You can also read the landing page, love the…
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May 25, 2007 by ian
I wrote a little checklist, Early last Wednesday. Now it's proofed and ready, So you blogging can play. The first page helps you start up, It takes an hour at the most. The second helps you build up, Your new blog post by post. Sung to dreydel dreydel dreydel, for all you other Hannukah celebrants out there. And yes, I know it's May. It's Friday, OK? Download to your heart's content: 562kb PDF file. Please don't hate me for my horrible poetry. Technorati Tags: blogging, fun…
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May 21, 2007 by ian
My blog's categories stink. So, I'm figuring out a new structure. Then, of course, I'll have to rearrange all my articles. Argh. If you want to avoid that pain, or at least minimize it, here's a process for developing a good, flexible category set: Write down the purpose of your blog. Even if you've done it before. Write down why you're writing it, and for whom. Stumped? Start a statement like this: “My blog will help people who need to...â€. The end of that statement could be 'laugh more' or 'write a good business plan'. Write down the four…
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May 18, 2007 by ian
A great point from Laura about clearing blogger's block: Keep publishing, and chances are you won't have to worry about topics. Folks send me ideas all the time now. Technorati Tags: blogging…
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May 15, 2007 by ian
In step 1, we walked through how to get started: Setting up your blog, and building a list of sites to watch for story ideas. Now it's time to figure out what you're going to write. Here's how I do it: Create a blog planner: Create a note, a whiteboard space, a page in your notebook, a textfile, whatever you like, as a place to write down blogging ideas. Every day, spend 5 minutes reviewing the blog beat you created in step 1. If a headline or summary grabs your attention, review the article, star it in Google Reader,…
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May 14, 2007 by ian
Thursday I'm giving a very brief crash course on building and writing a blog. As a warm up, I'm writing out a bit of the 90-minute curriculum. Here's part one: Creating Your Own Blog: Getting Started Blog setup is a snap, if you can come up with a good idea. Figure out your theme. What are you going to blog about? It should be something about which you're passionate and knowledgeable (hopefully). Go ahead and blog about your business, if you want - just make sure it's something about your business that's important to you. Get a pen and…
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May 10, 2007 by ian
Have you looked at any presidential candidate's blogs lately? How many are actually written by the candidate? I know they're busy and all. But something like half of the world that uses the internet looks to blogs for unvarnished, or maybe just partly varnished, peek at what the candidates are thinking. So why doesn't Hillary write on her own blog? How about Barack? Or John McCain (who looks so down in the dumps these days that I can't refer to him by first name, sorry). I suspect that it comes down to a phrase I coined yesterday with the…
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