Five Great Ways to Remain Invisible

February 9, 2007 by ian

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Feel like search engines are just a pest? Don't want any annoying customers on your web site? Then these tips are for you:

Ignore title tags. Who needs 'em?
Go 100% graphics. It's prettier, right? Why bother with actual text?
Keep out of it. Don't ever blog, discuss, or otherwise mention your site in any medium.
Use loooooong URLs. Why use www.mysite.com when www.mysite.com/en/us/?-this=1234091284as;dlfjkaeorwiuawe0948230498 will do the same thing?
Copy like crazy. Plagiarize content from other, better-ranked sites to your heart's content. Sure, the search engines may ban you in response to a complaint, but who cares?

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A little Friday fun after a week of situations that needed a laugh track...